How to Flush a Mouse
Last night I killed a mouse.
I woke up around 2am to pee and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw a mouse trying to jump out of the trash can. So I carefully picked up the trash can and dumped the mouse into the toilet. The poor little thing was swimming around trying desperately to get out. I tried to flush it down and it swam so hard that it didn’t go down. So I grabbed the plunger and tried to force it down. It stayed in the plunger. So I waited for the tank to fill up and tried a combination of flushing and plunging. Success!
I am sure it had a wild ride down the sewer!